To get my ugly face on the web I went way above and beyond the call of duty. I begged, I pleaded, I bribed, and I infiltrated Berkeley Systems and got into their kitchen. Special thanks to my new friend Steven Stuart (sorry but his web page is too classified to put a link to...you know how those kind of places are about security and all...well, other than letting weird girls into the kitchen). I can't give out too many details about my visit, what with security and all, but I can tell you that I went down the slide! And I've sold my story to FOX and they are very stingy with what I can release to the public before the mini-series comes out. I'm pushing to have Winona play me. But anyway...FOX doesn't know this, but I have comandeered a few gifs to show the world!

here's me - here's me again! - and one more of me!

and the rest of them: and so on...and so on...and so on

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