past rantings

i found jesus

i know what you're thinking and you're wrong.
i haven't found jesus jesus; i've found jesus.com.

i know what you're thinking now and you're still wrong.
i haven't *just* found jesus.com, it's just that he's made it into the "news" (inside edition or it's cousin) again recently and i need an excuse to take the fucking taco bell stuff off the index (don't worry, it's still right here) since i've come to the conclusion that i - *gasp* - cannot STAND taco bell anymore. don't worry: a challenge is a challenge and i will make my way through the menu by year's end, but it's getting harder and harder with each chalupa.

besides, it's the two-year anniversary of my e-mail from jesus, so that's kind of cool. how time flies!

Subject: Re: clarification
   Date: Thu, 22 Jun 2000 19:50:39 -0400
   From: Jesus 
     To: madi@madi.com

> my friend, kristina, and i were delighted to find your
> web site. she travels to dc often for business and is
> very intersted in taking that shower with you (actually,
> the bubble bath). but she has one concern: your profile
> states your hair color as blond while your photographs
> portray you as a red head. i know this is not that big a
> discrepancy, but she was a bit perplexed by it. can you
> send me or post some pictures that you look blonder in?
> kristina is a very cute red head so it's not the hair
> color that is bothering her, just the possible
> dishonesty.
> thank you and you should be receiving her email and
> photos soon!

I think my hair is golden rather than red.  "Blonde" is the
typical description I get, or sometimes "light brown", but
I've never been called a red head though I do have a hint
of red in my beard.  The pictures and videos capture my
hair color correctly (http://www.jesus.com/pics/) except
for the one of me at the bar which was intentionally
"reddened" to make Jesus look more wasted.

I hope that answers her question about my hair color and
look forward to hearing from her and possibly meeting her
on one of her trips to the area.

-Jesus

kristina never met up with jesus, if you were curious. fortunately, she didn't seem too upset about the e-mail i sent him about her without her knowledge. maybe there's still a chance for them ;)

i just don't get the whole jesus draw, but i do think these figurines are pretty cool...in a creepy way. i think i've already convinced a few friends to order one. i'm still working on getting a whole set of them one degree separated from me. damn you and your out-of-stockedness, Sport Statue - Baseball!

06.22.02