Lyle's mad! Yes, we're a little bitter...
they chose the Amazing Parrot-Cam when the parrot was dead,
they chose the Floater PiranhaCam at least 3 times,
and they chose themselves at least twice!
But Cool Pet Site of the Day has not yet chosen Lyle!
We'd boycott them, but at least they had the good taste to chose
Lyle's sexy girlfriend, Casey for December 12th.
(and yes, we are a leeetle bit jealous about that, too)

I'm not one for finding romance on-line,
but that doesn't mean my dog can't!
Lyle types about 100 words per minute slower
than me, but he still manages to make more friends
and enemies on-line than I could ever dream of
...even if I had an AOL account.

Most important of Lyle's friends is the aforementioned
goddess of a Chihuahua Casey, Lyle's main squeeze.
His newest friend is a Chihuahua new to the
internet scene, Mitsy.
She's hot, but she's twelve and apparently not
into younger men. But with fame often comes jealousy.
That brings us to Jerry
Jerry doesn't even have a web page.
Jerry is jealous.
This is what Jerry had to say:

Date: Sun, 21 Jan 1996 03:14:14 -0500
From: rand <freshly@primenet.com>
To: madi@madi.com
Subject: jerry is in the house

im sooo sorry but caseys mine
im the finest so cal chi hua hua around
im lean 3 pounds purebreed and watch ou 
cuz i still have my gonads
jerome floyd garcia
sniff you later

Lyle's not one to get mad or get even with a common
ugly thug like this. Jerry will get what he's got
coming to him. And on that note: don't forget
that Spay/Neuter Month is February!



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